Fun Corner - Tax Jokes and Famous Tax Quotes

"You need three things in life; a good doctor, a forgiving priest and a clever accountant"

Oskar Schindler in the film and book Schindlers List
"A good accountant is always a debit to his profession, never a credit"

An old book-keeping joke explaining the rules of double-entry
"A fool and his money are soon audited"

By an accountant to a client who shall remain nameless!
"What do you say to a newly qualified Chartered Accountant? Big Mac and fries please!"

A popular joke during the last recession
"You must show me the double entry technique sometime!!"

Said the actress to the accountant
"But in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes"

Benjamin Franklin
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax!"

Albert Einstein
"The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward"

John Maynard Keynes
"The Government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on the support of Paul"

George Bernard Shaw
"A taxpayer is someone who works for the Government but doesn't have to take a civil service examination"

Ronald Reagan
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